Day 3 of Vicky’s adventures in Brisbane
Went to church today with those two. It wasn’t as far as I thought, probably about a 15 min drive from my place. Strange, I had always thought that was a Korean christian church, but turns out its Chinese. meh. Anyway.
Got there late. <_< Us three, we walked up and saw everyone was singing/praying (not really sure what it was), so we were like..WHATTT <___ < uhhh should we go in? Should we wait..uhhh uhhh uhhh. So in the end Vicky opened the door and some weird woman came out and was like :O Is this your first time here? We were like uhh yeah… 
Her face lit up *BLING*, and she ushered us to the main door and to a desk where she said something about oooo new people come to the church (I can only assume, since I didnt really get what they were on about).
So the two other weird ladies got out three papers, me not knowing how to read chinese let along write it, kinda just stared at it blankly while Eva and Vicky filled theirs out. *should also mention one of the weird ladies said I was handsome* *throws up* Why cant leng lui say that T_____T!!!!! ANYWAY In the end Eva filled my paper out (ahh the papers was like information sheets. Name, number, dob etc)…since when do church’s collect this kinda stuff anyway <___< they better not be sitting outside my garden or room stalking me at night > _> …
So we got in, and I could feel everyone looking at us..a feeling that I hate from the bottom of my heart. > _> By the time we sat down, they had finished praying and singing, so it was on to preaching. Now, my chinese is a lot better than what it was 2 years ago, but I could hardly keep up with what the priest was saying. Apart from when he mentioned SKYPE, MSN (?), and 嘴巴…. >___>
Seriously, for about 15 min, all I could understand was 嘴巴. It was like..something something something 嘴巴 something something 嘴巴 something 嘴巴 something 嘴巴. Seriously, yeah I had no idea wtf he was on about. He pointed to his mouth a few times too, so I could only assume he was talking about his lunch, where he had something that had too much chilli as I assumed he was talking about spicy stuff..or something ..dont ask me how i got to this conclusion >_>
**For those wanting to know, Eva and Vicky said he mentioned that some peeps in Taiwan play so much games in the internet cafes they just die. He also mentioned the financial crisis and other politics. Either way, I wouldn’t know LOL.
Anyway, after the whole thing was over, there was community announcements ( Again, I could only assume), so this other guy got up and was like bla bla bla. Then he mentioned 2 names and the two old people behind vicky got up and everyone clapped. Again, me not knowing that much chinese, I assumed they were the churches benefactors…..HAH. I assumed wrong <_<
Then they sat down and he said my chinese name.. (coz eva had written it on my sheet)..and I kinda sat there and was like 司徒…why does that sound so famililar.. (I hardly ever hear it it Chinese, only in Canto/English)..then im like..o shitttt <___< …..then Eva nudged me and was like..uhh u have to stand <___< ….
O GAWDDDDDD EMBARASINGLY AWKWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
So I stood, everyone clapped, and a few of the choir girls turned around and shook my hand.. >_> … Then the guy said Vicky + Evas names as well, they stood, everyone clapped, and the same people shook their hands..so anyway.. <___< as if that **** wasnt awkward enough, just as soon as I was going to bolt for the door and gtfo..some dude and a lady stopped me and said something to me in Chinese..now me being me, had NO FACKING IDEA what he was on about, so I kinda looked at him blankly..and he was like..uhh what you dont speak Chinese? (in a bad chinese accent)…well I kinda felt like turning around and saying WHAT YOU DONT SPEAK ENGLISH? grr.
Anyway I explained i spoke.. 一 den den ( LOL I DONT KNOW THE CHARCTER FOR DEN) ..as in a little bit.. anyway, he said ooo yeahh thats gooddd. Come come, have lunch with us! All three of you 
!
I’m like..ahh gheyyyy as if being there for the 2 hours wasnt akward enough… <___<
So I quickly tried to think of an escape line >_ > Anyway we kinda tried to sneak towards the exit, then we got stopped by another 2 gangsters >_> (haha its funny they think they’re gangsters when they’re in a church. Stupidddd >_> ) And they were all like..sooo you ladies having lunch 
?
I kindly interjected with a no. We’re going. Laters. And told the other two we had to GTFO ASAP. In the end. We got out safely. >_> …
Now dont get me wrong, they’re nice people and all…but a little TOO NICE. And thats just wayyy too far out of my comfort zone. >_> Man..hope they dont call up asking me to go again next week or whatever. AWKWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
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